Say hello to the
The Subconscious Audit
an 11-day diagnostic framework that helps you identify what's holding you back and making you *feel* blocked. Because you're never actually blocked.
Okay friend, at the risk of sounding remedial, your subconscious is running your life.
And I mean RUNNING it. Like, main character energy, director's chair, whole production crew levels of running it.
I know, I know. You thought your conscious mind was in charge? That all those decisions you make are totally rational and well-thought-out? C'mon, you use Notion!!! Of COURSE your conscious mind is Big Boss.
I mean, not no. But also, not totally yes.
Here's the thing — you're a gorgeous creative intuitive business genius. You have big strong brain. You're capable, you're crafty, and you're motivated. You're conscious and you're conscientious.
AND YET, despite knowing all this, whomst amongst us hasn't felt like they were missing some important key piece of information that would bring the whole picture of their life together and cause all their problems to disappear? Who hasn't at some point said, "Ugh, idk what's up there's just something off. Nothing's quite wrong, but nothing seems quite right. It's like I'm blocked."
If you've ever found yourself writing a similar phrase in your morning pages, the Subconscious Audit is for you.
School trained you to believe that logic and reason were the keys to the kingdom.
That if you just thought hard enough, planned meticulously enough, created enough structure, you'd unlock the secret to having it all figured out.
But your subconscious? She's been running this production since day one — directing scenes, writing plot twists, and orchestrating dramatic climaxes with the chaotic precision of a reality show producer who knows exactly what they're doing.
And while your conscious mind is over there color-coding spreadsheets and making yet another "content pillar strategy," your subconscious is gleefully hitting "shuffle" on your carefully planned life like a DJ at 2am who just decided the crowd needs a Miley Cyrus x Kate Bush mashup.
The thing is?
Your subconscious isn't trying to sabotage you.
She's more like that overprotective friend who throws your phone in a pool to stop you from texting your ex. Are her methods... extreme? Perhaps. But her heart's in the right place.
(And look, your conscious mind is giving it their all — bless their heart, they're trying so hard with their vision boards and their carefully curated morning routines.)
But once you understand what's actually happening in your subconscious operating system, you can finally stop trying to override it and start working with it instead.
Introducing
The Subconscious Audit
A kind, gentle diagnostic framework that helps you identify what's holding you back and making you *feel* blocked. Because you're never actually blocked. Really, you never are.
The Subconscious Audit helps you:
Let’s take a look at what’s inside
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This isn't a "just manifest it!" framework.
We're not going to: tell you to journal your way to enlightenment; suggest burning sage will fix your pricing strategy; pretend a new moon ceremony will solve your all your completion issues; make you do shadow work until you cry; convince you that your "blocks" are punishments from a past life
Here's what the Subconscious Audit will help you discover
Why you keep hitting the same walls (spoiler: they might not actually be walls!)
What your "blocks" are actually trying to tell you (hint: you're not blocked, ~actually~)
How to work with your protection system instead of constantly fighting it
How to make changes that stick (without having to sage your entire house)
What your unacknowledged fear might tell you about your truest desires
How to map your actual patterns (even the sneaky ones)
🚧 CAUTION 🚧
This audit may cause sudden bursts of self-awareness that'll have your subconscious gasping "oh my god, everything makes sense now." Side effects include: catching yourself mid-pattern and laughing, texting your besties "YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I JUST REALIZED," and finally understanding why you keep stress-buying planners every Mercury retrograde.
(Your protection system would like you to know she's feeling very seen right now and isn't sure how she feels about that.)
i need this in my life, like, yesterday. how do I get in on it?
The Subconscious Audit is an 11-day, self-paced, GENTLE guide through a personalized internal audit designed to be used throughout your life. This isn't a one-and-done template — it's a framework and technique you can come back to whenever you're feeling stuck, uninspired, “blocked," or like something (but you're not quite sure what) is off.
$69